YESTERDAY we celebrated St Patrick's day by remembering five lucky moments in the recent history of the club.

Surely, Jay Schulz would like some future luck to come his way.

Yes, Schulzy must've run over a black cat, or opened an umbrella indoors, or smashed half a dozen mirrors as a child, because he'd have to be the world's unluckiest footballer.

We've got a new dictionary definition for the Macquarie on your bookshelf...

Fresh from news the Power's leading forward came a cropper with a barbell in the club's gym, we take a look at the worst Schulzisms we've seen. 

 

1. Sliced retina v Crows, 2012

2. Internal organ damage v Bulldogs 2012

 

3. Punctured lip v Eagles 2014

4. Barbell lifts with his face v the Port Adelaide gymnasium 2015


Read more behind-the-scenes insights to the club in today's Inside Alberton