FOLLOWING a specific opinion column in the Adelaide Advertiser on Saturday, we’ve come up with 10 other things you might find it easier to just blame Port Adelaide for…

1. Winter

Because it’s cold and miserable and you love summer.

2. The new Shapes

Port Adelaide hates flavour

3. Every time you step in Dog poo

It stinks

4. The State Bank collapse

1993 is also our fault

[pic: ABC]

5. Losing the Grand Prix

Yep, Anything bad that happens to South Australia is actually because of Port Adelaide

6. The demise of narrative and genuine satire in the Simpsons after 2000

We don't mind if you do... #blameport

[pic: YouTube] 

7. Climate Change

You can blame legit climate change on Port Adelaide, or, if you don’t believe in it, you can blame Port for the fact people still talk about it

8. Long weekend petrol prices

Hyper inflation on the pumps? Must be a Port thing.

[pic: Seven Adelaide]

9. People talking on the phone loudly while on a bus

Every minor annoyance = Port

10. The destruction of the Earth through the Sun supernova-ing in 5 billion years

Because we’ll still be hated for 1990 when the world comes to an end.