QUARTERS of the internet have been abuzz for days with the news that J.K. Rowling's eighth instalment in the Harry Potter series will be published, but no one has yet discovered the Harry Potter 7.5 – The Goblet of Power.

Featuring a Basilisk in the bowels of the training room bathrooms, secret midnight Quidditch matches on Adelaide Oval, and rigorous training for 2016’s home-and-away Triwizard Cup, “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Power” is bound to be a bestseller.

Here’s a sneak peek into the Sorting Ceremony that took place in this epic new tale.

Gryffindor: “Their daring, nerve, and chivalry set Gryffindors apart” – Gryffindor prizes the values of courage, bravery and determination

Travis Boak
Charlie Dixon
Brad Ebert
Jarman Impey
Tom Jonas
Nathan Krakouer
Paddy Ryder
Jay Schulz
Jackson Trengove
Justin Westhoff
Ollie Wines


Hufflepuff: “These patient Hufflepuffs are true, and unafraid of toil” – Hufflepuffs are people of hard work, patience, loyalty and fair play.


Matthew Broadbent
John Butcher
Alipate Carlile
Jack Hombsch
Cameron O’Shea
Jasper Pittard
Jake Neade
Matt White
Aaron Young


Ravenclaw: “In wise old Ravenclaw, if you’ve a ready mind” – Ravenclaws value wit, knowledge and wisdom.

Ken Hinkley
Robbie Gray
Sam Gray
Hamish Hartlett
Matthew Lobbe
Kane Mitchell
Jared Polec
Jimmy Toumpas


Slytherin: “These cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends” – Slytherins are proud, ambitious and determined.


Sam Colquhoun
Angus Monfries
Paul Stewart
Chad Wingard – Note: After the Sorting Hat’s long deliberation, Chad asked to be Sorted into Slytherin, a request previously unheard of.

Brendon Ah Chee
Karl Amon
Logan Austin
Riley Bonner
Darcy Byrne-Jones
Tom Clurey
Billy Frampton
Cameron Hewett
Dan Houston
Dougal Howard
Aidyn Johnson
Jesse Palmer
Will Snelling