A few curious events have come to our attention this week. The first one being a complete surprise to us...

Port Adelaide under investigation?

Yep, we're expecting the AFL to launch an enquiry into why Paddy Ryder played against Brisbane on the weekend after the local paper leaked this photo this morning - talk about being busted by a caption!

The AFL are probably also curious as to why Matt White played in the game despite not being named on the team sheet...

And another investigation...

While the league is at it, they might as well book the club for failing to even rock up to play the Lions and sending the Crows instead. 

Why the beard?

Best. Response. To. Journo. Question. Ever.

Westy's doppelganger

Fair?

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